Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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