oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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