I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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