How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
