About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Couch. On fire.
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