let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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