I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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