I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
