he wants to bone in the snuggie
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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