There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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