Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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