Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
try to milk me bitch
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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