You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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