Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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