We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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