the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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