You really coming over, don't trick.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You can't motorboat a personality
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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