i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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