Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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