Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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