Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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