she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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