You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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