it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's blow job season.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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