you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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