Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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