Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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