Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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