Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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