D3 body, D1 cock
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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