My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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