i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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