The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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