Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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