I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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