have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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