I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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