her vagine was all disorganized.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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