Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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