So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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