he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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