I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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