Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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