it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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