member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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