if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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