yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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