All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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