I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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