I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
