She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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