Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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