Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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