Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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