OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
