if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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