Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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