Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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